As part of an ongoing series, TrueToTheEnd.com is choosing a Truebie of the Week to help celebrate the best of the series and take our "personality test" – a choose-your-own-adventure quiz with a sexy twist. The lucky fans this time around are Sylvia Clements and Kyle Stripe, who manage the Twitter profile @TrueBloodHuka.
Play along and share your answers in the comments.
1. You’re hanging out in Merlotte's, having a beer, when all of a sudden a gang of drifters barges in, guns a’ blazing. You're mortally wounded – a vampire takes pity on you and turns you. Who is your maker?
Sylvia: This one is hard for me. If it meant the connection would be the same as him and Pam, then I would choose Eric. If it were to be another Willa situation, I would choose Bill. With him, I could grow in a more humane way.
Kyle: Pam! She has a very tough exterior but also has a heart in her own way – though it's extremely rare for her to show kindness. She would be a superb teacher and I'd be a sponge, soaking up her lessons on being a cunning, intelligent, and sexy vampire.
2. It turns out that you're a natural at being a vampire. You perfect your new skills almost instantly. Most impressive is your glamouring, which is very advanced for a babyvamp such as yourself. Who do you glamour first, and what do you want to make them forget?
Sylvia: I would say Sarah Newlin. I would make her forget her hate for the vampires and then there wouldn't have been vamp camp or Hep-V and we wouldn't be watching our dear Viking suffer right now!
Kyle: I'm going with Rene from season 1. I would make him forget his hatred towards vampires, which would mean Gran would still be here!
3. As a dutiful vampire citizen of Bon Temps, you pair up with a human to feed you – per Mayor Sam Merlotte's decree. Who do you choose?
Kyle: I’ve got to say LaLa. He is willing to go the extra mile and if we were to die, at least it would be with good style and a nice buzz.
Sylvia: I also would have to say LaLa. He is more powerful than he realizes – strong and full of heart and soul. And come on! If I'm going to be stuck with someone, Lafayette is the most witty and entertaining of the bunch. We are TrueBlood “Huka” for a reason!
4. While at a town mixer, you lock eyes across the room with an attractive stranger. Who is this person and what happens next?
Kyle: I would say James, only because I wouldn't mind taking LaLa's place!
Sylvia: I'm going with Jane Bodehouse. It's Bon Temps! All that drama! I needs me a drinking buddy.
5. You decide to take on the H-Vamps on your own… who do you partner with and why? What is your strategy?
Sylvia & Kyle: We would have crazy Violet, ruthless Pam, toss in LaLa (we need a laugh; it is war!), and last but not least, our Viking! He has Hep-V and still took on the Yakuza and slayed them all while clutching a man’s jawbone in his hand the entire time.
Who are you dying to see end up together?
Sylvia: I use to be a Sooric shipper, but in all honesty, no love has proven to be more strong and true as Eric and Pam. She has never questioned her love for him and has always remained loyal.
Kyle: I want James and LaLa. After everything Lafayette has been through, he deserves happiness. I'm rooting for him to get just that.
What's your favorite episode?
Kyle: I'm going with season 1 episode 1 "Strange Love." I was hooked from the first scene. Love the redneck vamp "F*ck me? I'll f*ck you boy! I'll f*ck ya, and then I'll eat ya!"
Sylvia: Season 4 episode 3 “If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin’?” I will never forget Sookie saying to Eric, "I am not your f*cking dinner!" Also, let’s not forget when he called her Snooki.
If you could have any prop from the set, what would it be?
Kyle: I’ve got to say the Tiffany earrings that the Magister was going to pierce Pam's eyelids with, or Eric's father’s Viking crown that Russell kept in his home.
Sylvia: I would want the necklace Eric used to puncture his neck when making Willa, or the blade Pam used to slit her wrists when giving Eric the option to make her vampire or watch her die.
If you could give one piece of advice to any character, who would it be and what would you say?
Kyle: I would choose Sookie. I love her, but she can never seem to figure out what or who she wants. I would tell her to take a break from loving others and work on loving herself. No offense, but the girl has spread like Jiffy on bread throughout the seasons.
Sylvia: I take Kyle's answer and apply it to Jason. I don't know what it is with the Stackhouse clan, but they take spreading the love to a whole new level!
If you could be any kind of supe, what would you be?
Kyle: Vampire, duh!!!
Sylvia: I want to say Vampire, but I'm a big foodie – I’m not living an eternity without beer and taco night in it! So I’ve got to say a witch. The abilities are endless! Who’s to say there isn't an immortality spell? Then I can still eat, drink, AND live forever!
How have you stayed “True to the End?”
Sylvia & Kyle: "How" is simple: We’ve supported this show since day one with news, contests, fan shoots, and tattoos. We spread the word on ‘True Blood’ more than Sookie and Jason "spread the love!" Some see it as only a show, but for us, it has been an escape into a world where anything is possible. Since the first book, we knew we would love and admire the world of Sookie Stackhouse forever. Even if it's only an hour a week, it's an hour that is ours and no one else's, and we will always be grateful to the amazing cast, crew, and production. It may almost be over but ‘True Blood's’ mark will last forever.